Angst-Ridden Maniac Spends Over Half A Decade On Demented Sexual Rampage, Shares Highly Detailed And Instructional Confessions That Warm The Heart And Uplift Your Soul

The Book That’s 15 Years In The Making, So Unapologetically Outrageous, Offensive, And Humiliating That Jeffy Almost Doesn’t Want You To Read it

FROM:  The Desk Of The Ill-Advised Fool Who Allowed This To Come Out

Bwaaaaaaaaaaa, guess who??  It’s TYLER.

Yeah, the “real” Tyler.  Although I sometimes fantasize about hiring someone to impersonate me so I could sit in my house and eat Cheetos all day, I wanted to write to you personally to create that PERSONAL TOUCH.

Anyway there’s something I want to get off of my chest today.  Something I’ve been holding back from saying to you for a long time.

I love you.  Yes I REALLY do.

But sometimes I feel worried about how you’re doing...

Recently I woke up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, with an image of your face burned into my brain, and a frightening statement written across your forehead with a big black magic marker:  THIS DUDE’S PROGRESS IS NOT NEARLY WHAT IT COULD BE.

I know, I know, it seems a bit harsh and judgemental.  I want to support you in your goal of getting this whole “success with women” thing down, but I feel like I needed to tell you the truth.

I mean, come on...

Getting the crush on that girl who you barely knew, then double-checking your text messages when your phone wasn’t even beeping to see if she was hitting you back??.........Weak.

Plotting to get that woman you only hooked up with a few times into a relationship, so you could slink back into the nerd-shadows and avoid having to really improve yourself??.........WEAK.

And coming into this whole “get good with girls” endeavour half hearted and half assed, thinking you could just DABBLE AROUND with a few new ideas and philosophies, and make a bit of progress here and there??.........ugggggh, WEEEEEEAK.

What I really want is to expose you to a new standard here.

I want to open your eyes, part the curtains, and reveal to you that there is INDEED at least one dude who has taken this to a level that would seem ABSURD to the majority of people.

We’re talking a level where nothing less than total success and domination was acceptable, even if he had to destroy his entire life in a spectacle of public humiliation to get there.

A level where he literally decided to GET LAID OR DIE TRYING...

Meet The Man From Northern California Who Decided To Heal Himself By Becoming A Sexual Deviant, Bang Nearly 200 Women, And Become A HERO To Hundreds Of Thousands Of Ner, Urrrr, GUYS On The Internet

So I’m guessing at this point you’ve heard of my homeboy Jeffy.

He’s the writer of the infamous RSD Newsletter, where every week he makes his mother proud by sending out tips and strategies on how to “Cherish women in the night...” to hundreds of thousands of readers all over the world.

The dude is also known as the creator of the epic Jeffy Show DVD/CD program, where he showed you how to walk like a pimp and talk like a mack, rock the karaoke mic like a belligerent Japanese tourist, and find TRUE LOVE.

More important than any of this however, is that Jeffy is an international legend within the so-called “underground dating community” for spending the last SEVEN YEARS of his life on a DEMENTED SEXUAL RAMPAGE—hooking up with nearly two hundred women, engineering over two dozen threesomes, and banging the entire social circle of the girl he liked to show her “how much he cares”.

Jeff has also used this massive base of field experience to become one of the most sought after dating coaches in the industry, despite his outward appearance of being at least partially insane.

He’s taught high pressure “pick up bootcamps” where he’s been forced to demonstrate his skills for attracting women ON THE SPOT in nearly every major city in the USA, Canada, Europe, Australia, and South Africa, almost every weekend since 2003.

(That’s very likely the most “live programs taught” of any infield instructor on the planet...)

And during this time, Jeff has proven himself as a HARDCORE MASTER SENSEI at transferring those skills to the people who take his programs, as his students have taken girls home on 50-75% of his events for the past several years.

(Which you can see by his rolodex of raving testimonials on RSD Nation....)

But you know what??

All of this is important to you for ONE reason...

To get to the level he now enjoys, Jeffy had to make the critical life decision that he was going to STEP UP and master this at all costs, and then devote over a half decade of his life to the pursuit of his goal, like a pit-bull trying to bite the head off of a Chihuahua.

Rather than screwing around and going out once in a while to make a bit of progress (like most guys), he chose to grind it out seven nights a week for many years.

Rather than bailing out and quitting his mission after he had success with a few girls (like most guys), he chose to keep the demented sexual rampage alive.

And rather than throwing in the towel when he hit heart-wrenching sticking point after sticking point (like, you guessed it—THE VAST MAJORITY OF GUYS), he chose to claw around the dark trying to “figure things out” until he had become an enlightened master.

This is a guy who took his progress with women to the utmost extreme.

He’s a living and breathing model of a guy who used the “I don’t give a f**k” mentality to blaze forward in the game, and guess what??

Jeffy has recently spent the last year of his life, literally over 10 hours a day, writing an obnoxiously detailed manuscript that that will uncover every secret, shortcut, and training tactic to make extreme progress...AS WELL AS every scandalous detail, sordid incident, and spiritual epiphany that he’s experienced over the past fifteen years.

How COOL Would It Be If A Berserk Sex Addict With This Level Of Experience Were To Take A YEAR Away From Their Life...

To Write A Totally Comprehensive, Absurdly Graphic, Shockingly Embarrassing MANIFESTO Of Their ENTIRE Personal Journey??

Alright so given that 1) this book is written by none other than JEFFY, and 2) the very obvious “tongue in cheek” tone of this letter so far, you’ve probably already guessed that the book we’re talking about is going to be a DARK COMEDY to the fullest extent.

Nonetheless, I’d like to like to take a minute to “get serious” with you here, because this is YOUR LIFE we’re talking about, and I personally feel that the STAKES ARE HUGE.

I want you to go deep into your mind, and imagine, like, your “ultimate book” written on the topic of how to get good with women.

Imagine that a crack expert with years of experience in the “hardcore dating game” were to take literally a FULL YEAR away from their life, and spend it writing a totally comprehensive memoir that exposed their entire personal journey from start to finish.

All the juicy details, all the critical new epiphanies they gained, the massive screw-ups they endured, and most importantly the CONTEXT of those learnings and errors—so you could be simultaneously educated, entertained, trained and titillated, while saving THOUSANDS OF HOURS of your own time by avoiding the pitfalls that have been exposed.

I’m talking the type of book where you’d be able to read it, and instantly understand the process of what it takes to gain total domination at meeting, attracting, pulling, and “cherishing women in the night” over the long term.

You’d get a sense of that “banging it out in the gym, day in and day out...” and seeing the incremental progress as it really happens.  As opposed to what you normally see where it’s like, “Guy learns game, discovers a few secrets, and POOF, now he’s AWESOME.”

It would give you that rich, contextual experience—not only of the changes you need to make in your BEHAVIOUR, but the mental changes, and EMOTIONAL changes, and PARADIGM SHIFTS.

We’re talking the unvarnished truth as it really happened, warts and all.  No “white washing” to make the author seem cooler or more relatable, but again, the UNVARNISHED TRUTH of the entire game, from the inside out.

After all this time, you’d finally get a window into what the lifestyle really looks like.  You’d see what it’s actually like to hook up with girl after girl for months and years on end, not theoretically, but as a deep emotional experience that you feel like you personally lived.

Of course, you can imagine that a book like this would be difficult to write for a lot of reasons.  As an author, you’d be required to...:

1. Keep highly detailed and instructional journals of the mayhem for over half a decade, because otherwise there would be no way to remember all the subtleties.
2. Spend your entire adult life polishing an ultra-sharp writing ability, to captivate, mesmerize, shock and thrill your audience—so they won’t be able to put the book down, even if they’re total idiots with short attention spans.
3. Devote an entire year of your life to going back, combing through your extensive journals, and using them as the foundation for a full blown MANIFESTO that rivals any modern literary masterpiece.
   
   ...and most importantly
4. Be possessed with the self-destructive tendency to obliterate your life as you know it, by releasing a book that graphically depicts your demented personal mission to “Get Laid or Die Trying” for the entire world to judge and see.

And to do all that would be, uhhhhh, PRETTY ABSURD.

Check it out though...

You’re probably aware that Jeffy has never made any claims to be anything short of a highly absurd dude—and this is exactly what he’s accomplished.

The book that he’s spent the last fifteen years preparing to write (and an entire year in his house actually hammering out) is called Get Laid or Die Trying, and after years of experiences, raving successes, and brutal failures, it’s now ready for YOU to experience.

Jeffy Survived The Treacherous Path To Transforming From “Total Douche Bag” To “Total Douche Bag Who ALSO Has A Psychotic Sense Of Entitlement Around Beautiful Women”

And He Exposes The HIDDEN TRAILS  To Getting You There Like A Friendly Himalayan Mountain Guide Who Gives You A “Thumbs Up” And Wants You To Succeed

Get Laid or Die Trying is the book that gives you everything you need to walk the path to “total transformation” because of 1) Jeffy’s “unconventional” personality, 2) his wealth of personal experiences, and 3) the fact that he knows the path like the back of his hand.

He started off about as low as it gets...

My first time talking to Jeff was over an internet forum where we’d post about our adventures in pickup-land, and he sent me a private message about how he’d stormed into his fat neighbour’s house in a drunken frenzy and “banged several rolls” until he threw up all over her.  Apparently he was holding a frying pan in the air and wearing a giant rubber glove, for no real reason at all.

I was pretty new to the internet at the time, and I remember saying to myself, “This is one of those internet-weirdos I need to stay away from.”

Then as time went on, Jeffy continued to share his outrageous exploits, and he soon developed a following of several thousand readers every time he decided to post.

The internet was soon buzzing with energy around his various “field reports”—which read like bizarre hybrids of the most hardcore “pick up experiments” you’d ever seen, and chapters out of a novel by Hunter S. Thompson (dude who wrote “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas”) or Chuck Palahniuk or Charles Bukowski.

Jeffy was sort of an enigma to me, and probably to the entire dating community subculture.

On one level he seemed to be some sort of a near-genius, just based on the profound awesomeness of his writing, his razor sharp wit, his obnoxiously well-read vocabulary, and the sheer intelligence of his ideas.

Then on another level, he also seemed to be somewhat of a self-indulgent idiot:  rocking out in a pink pin-striped suit, styling his hair like Elvis Presley, sporting a giant fake pinky-ring, toting a Mossburg 500 12 gauge shotgun around his house, driving a red clunking Mitsubishi Mirage with a Trans Am decal on the hood, and randomly blasting girls down with garden hoses.

I eventually travelled to San Francisco to meet the guy, and came to uncover that Jeffy had been through some pretty intense personal trauma as a younger dude (that he reveals in his book), which caused him to interpret the promises of modern society as being a false sheen of bulls**t over a reality that most people didn’t want to look at.

Although he never told me this directly, I slowly worked out that Jeff had created a sort of absurd and ironic personal universe to amuse himself with, where he would continually parody the “denials of reality” that he saw in the world around him.

This wasn’t something he did to make other people laugh, but to make himself laugh, and he’d be doing it whether people were watching him or not.

What was UNEXPECTEDLY POWERFUL about this was that because his outlook was hilarious enough to suppress his own psychological-dysfunction, it was also nuclear-level-comedy to the average person just watching it go down.

It sucked people into his reality, and became the foundation that Jeff would eventually use to become one of the most socially commanding people I know (in terms of his presence, charisma, and tendency to inadvertently get people qualifying themselves to him, as they try to keep up with his energy and vibe).

Over the next several years I’d hang out with Jeff on and off, whenever I had the opportunity.  I watched him continually slaving to master and internalize the new pick-up ideas that came out, and experiment with various new techniques of his own.

He was one of those guys who would go out of his way to travel to new cities to build up his skill-set, and venture into tougher and tougher venues, working to pick up hotter and hotter girls.  The adventures he accumulated during these times were utterly ridiculous.

Every time I’d see him, I’d be really astonished at how he was improving.  But at the same time, he was one of the guys who took longer to reach the level of total mastery than a lot of the other “elite level players” in the game (which is probably what’s made him the master-level teacher he is today).

It took Jeffy several years, but for the last several years he’s been a guy whose skills run DEEP.

He’s achieved that DEEP LEVEL GAME that is not to be messed with.  He’s very much rooted in that STEP UP AND GO HARD type of mentality that’s usually reserved for the NFL or NBA, and this resonates in every aspect of the way he interacts with girls.

There are some “pick up dudes” that are good at the initial aspects of chatting up girls but not much further, and some who are good at the mindsets and inner game but don’t know how to approach a random stranger to save their lives.  Then there are dudes who are simply CLOSERS to the bone—always dating different girls, their bedrooms looking like revolving doors.

For as long as I’ve known him, Jeff has repeatedly stated that “The proof is in the pudding...” and made it his ultimate mission to GET LAID OR DIE TRYING.  That’s probably why you’ve seen him dating 14 girls at a time, pulling threesomes like it’s no big deal, and going “full swordsman mode” (as he calls it) any time you see him out.

In Jeffy, you have a true and bona fide deep identity level change, from a guy who was literally about AS WEAK AND PATHETIC as it gets.  And while it’s shocked and astonished me to watch him become SO LETHALLY TALENTED at picking up women, there is something that’s surprised me even more.

“Get Laid or Die Trying” Fills Your Spirits With Tenderness, Love, And Magic...And Teaches You To Become The HARDCORE ULTIMATE PLAYER At The Same Time

Up until I’d read Get Laid or Die Trying I thought I knew Jeff pretty well, but as it turns out, the facts I’ve just mentioned were mere RIPPLES ON THE SURFACE of an ocean that runs VERY DEEP.

(My business partner Nick (“Papa” of RSD) had a similar opinion—after reading the advanced copies of the book, we were both stunned at how there was far more “absurd ingenious” to how Jeffy had become one of the game’s most hardcore players than we’d ever remotely been aware).

Jeffy’s book gives you an insider’s window into his entire journey: his outrageous personal background, the ultra-weird lifestyle, the shamefully humiliating first attempts at picking up girls, the morbid step-by-step details of his successes and brutal failures, and *everything* he did to master the game as time went on.

(You could literally hand this to a semi-illiterate idiot, and he’d possess a crystal clear understanding of how to pick up girls from start-to-finish within minutes of absorbing it into his thick skull).

Far more valuable to you, however, is that you witness the full continuum of tools that Jeff experimented with as they were being developed—the inner game, the outer game, the understandings of how female psychology works - in vivid, meticulous detail.

You discover the intricate processes that Jeffy devised to gain mastery with women over many years, and how he continually streamlined and adapted them as he evolved.

This imparts you with the most powerful tool a student can ever learn:  it teaches you how to TEACH YOURSELF.

Get Laid or Die Trying detangles the maze of over-information that you’ve been exposed to in your studies of how to gain SICKENINGLY SICK SKILLS with women, by showing you precisely and specifically how a seasoned veteran waded through the endless confusion and applied the secrets to his extreme advantage.

It’s one thing to read about a dating technique, principle, mindset, or strategy, and try to INTERPRET how you think you’re supposed to apply it to your own life (which let’s face it: most guys screw up).

And it’s a totally DIFFERENT THING to see how hundreds of these “crucial pieces” were internalized, customized to meet needs of the person using them, and mashed together into a CRITICAL MASS of advanced pick up artistry—that when unleashed, creates a flurry of emotional and illogical attraction to any woman in the remote vicinity.

This is a book that gives you the second type of experience...

It empowers you with the rare understanding of how to “TINKER” with your own skill-set like a mechanic for high performance race cars—getting under the hood and seeing how changing one little thing revs the car up, another little thing bogs it down.

Jeffy Will Wine, Dine, And ENCHANT You—And Then Proceed To VICIOUSLY FIST-BLAST You With His Most Ultra Potent Innovations And Hyper Subtle Strategies—Until He AWAKENS Your Giant Within

As Get Laid or Die Trying enchants you under it’s spell, you may be surprised to find that TWO ultra-potent mindsets are being viciously fist-blasted into your brain.  Don’t be alarmed.  They actually contain some very cool advantages you might never expect.

First of all, Jeffy was NEVER a guy who got into “picking up girls” for 1) other people’s approval and validation, or 2) to become a better and more confident person.

He got into it for one reason only: because he wanted to get laid.  It was only much later that he stumbled onto concepts of “self actualization” and “becoming a dude who offers value to everyone he meets”.

That being the case, throughout the entire experience of Get Laid or Die Trying, you are absorbing the unique wisdom and perspective of a man whose only mission is to teach you to CLOSE THE DEAL.

As you gleefully burn through the journey, you will come to logically and emotionally understand what it means to MAKE IT HAPPEN when the chips are down, and how to DEFEAT THE ODDS when it seems like everything is set against you and the girl you like from hooking up.

Does that mean that you have to replicate on Jeffy’s “extreme dating lifestyle”??  HELL NO.

(Cue the adapted Jay-Z lyrics:  “Jeff did that, so hopefully you won’t have to go through that...”)

But it means that when you’re out, and you’ve got a woman attracted to you, you’ll have been essentially BRAINWASHED by your reading experience to TAKE MASSIVE ACTION, and make sure that the opportunity isn’t lost.

Think right now, of all the women that may have been attracted to you in the past five years.  Think of all the opportunities you let slip through your fingers because you didn’t act immediately, powerfully, and decisively.  Consider the scandalous, devious, highly enjoyable things you could have done to each other if you would have STEPPED UP.

After you’ve experienced Get Laid or Die Trying, you would have to be a complete idiot to let that ever happen again (and even if you are a complete idiot, you’ll still have been moved towards a cure of this tendency regardless—you will know how to FULLY STEP UP).

Beyond this very cool change in your behaviour, you will also absorb ANOTHER hyper-subtle advantage that bridges the divide between “inner game” and “outer game”.

That is the advantage that you gain when you take your idiosyncratic quirks and oddness, and THEN TURN THEM INTO GOLD.

The power of Jeffy’s approach to “success with women” is that he took his own brand of personal weirdness, and forged it into the foundation of his entire skill-set.

Rather than trying to hide who he is by conforming to “other people’s standards”, he emphasized his own weird outlook, and went with it so strongly that it sucked people into his personal universe.

The reason that this is so lethally effective for establishing social dominance and attracting beautiful women into your life is this:  you come across as so “self amused” with your own sense of reality that you aren’t as eager to gain rapport with people you’ve just met.

This creates a vacuum where 1) the girl feels like her own personal universe isn’t all that unique or interesting by comparison to yours, and so 2) she feels like she needs to “react” to you in order to gain your acceptance.

In Get Laid or Die Trying, you witness how Jeffy brings more and more of his own natural personality into his interactions with women.  This is no different than what you learn in “improv” or “stand up comedy”—the more of your natural personality that you summon the courage to bring to the table, the more powerful of a person you become.

However this is even cooler...

The payoff is even more worthwhile, because you’re now bringing a “significant other(s)” into your life, and women are attracted to you permanently and irreversibly, for the person that you really are.

As An Extremely Avid Reader, I Was Shocked To Discover Jeff As Being The Most Talented New Author I’ve Read In Years, And He’s Written The Most Provocative, Compelling, Sharply Penned Book I’ve Encountered In A LONG Time

Jeff has been talking about writing his masterpiece for as long as I’ve known him.

He’s been obsessively polishing his talents as a writer since he was a crayon carrying 10 year old, which you’ve probably recognized from his newsletters and field reports that have gathered a cult-like following since 2003.

For the past several years there’s been furious buzz and demand for Jeff to write an entire book.  Usually people would ask him to take his years worth of “field reports” and compile them into a hardcover edition that they could easily carry around and read.

But Jeff kept saying he wanted more than that—that he’d been planning to write this since he was 15 years old, and that it would be his ultimate life’s work.

I personally felt that it would never happen.  To take everything that Jeff had experienced in the game, all the epiphany exposing experiences, secrets, strategies, and shifts in thinking, and cram them into an all-encompassing written work—it would be simply ridiculous.

Then about a year ago Jeffy started to “go missing”.

I could rarely get a hold of the guy, and he seemed to be kind of cranky whenever I’d talk to him.  He finally informed me that he had locked himself in his room, and been pounding out the project for about 10 hours a day.

This was Jeff’s life for about a year:  wake up, write all day, go to the gym, go to bed.

He described the process as like, “Moving through a dark tunnel, punching around in a pit filled with hostile people.  And no light at the end, but all you know is you have to keep going.”

Regardless, I received a package about a year later very unexpectedly.

I opened a big square box from Federal Express, and to my shock, contained inside was a printed and bound manuscript with a giant picture of a “Get Laid or Die Trying” on the cover.  The day I thought I would never witness had arrived:  it was a draft of Jeffy’s long awaited book.

My first impression was it would be a jerky series of old archived material, but nope.  Jeff had spent the past year writing the most awe-inspiring piece of written work that I’d read in years.

A tight, coherent narrative that deeply explores a variety of thematic elements, much of which was written from scratch, and also containing previous material that had been updated and enhanced by the additional context given to it by the book.

As an extremely avid reader, I was more or less shocked to have to suddenly “reframe” Jeff as being more than the “really good writer” I’d known him as—but as the most profoundly talented new author I’d read in years.

Graphic and emotionally honest—you will rarely find such candid portraits of the human psyche in its most degenerate and politically incorrect situations.  Every word with a place and meaning, it smacks you upside the head and shakes you out of your complacency.

Jeff’s descriptions of the characters from his journey are intensely penetrating, but he is equally so towards himself.  His openness about himself and the life he leads stops the book from becoming a series of macho conquests—it is very intense.

SOOOOO...

The astonishing advantage of this “learning medium” is that even if you possess the attention span of a juvenile delinquent with A.D.D., you are forced to soak up Jeffy's most closely guarded pick up strategies by the sheer entertainment-factor of his words.

Jeff nurtures you like a doting mother—jamming your face with healthy food that will make you grow BIG AND POWERFUL, by making you think it’s your favourite sweet. 

Unlike other educational experiences where you have to struggle to focus, you won’t need to LEARN the secrets of Jeffy’s game, but you will UNINTENTIONALLY ABSORB THEM as you are titillated and amused.

If you’re ready for an experience unlike any other you’ve remotely encountered...

One that will simultaneously drag you to hell and ascend you to heaven, reveal the most subtle and advanced truths of the game, and hyper-boost your skill-set with women into previously unseen levels of raging potency...

Then this is an EVENT that offers nothing short of a change in your life as you know it, irreversibly, and whether you like it or not.

GET YOUR DATING LIFE HANDLED NOW, JEFFY STYLE…